"Daryl & Carol have a mother-son relationship! “
"Carol is TOO OLD FOR DARYL!”
"CARYL is not a thing!”
"If it makes you feel any better, you taste much better than we thought you would."
I wish I could go back and stop myself from meeting you so I wouldn’t have to feel all this pain you caused me now. But truthfully, if I could go back and fix it all, I wouldn’t. I wouldn’t be who I am now if I never met you, and I can’t imagine how my life could have gone if I never met you. You showed me happiness and made my year, but you also ruined it too.